I'm pretty sure we haven't slept together. Not sure though. Repressed memories are *so* 1980s.

I think she read this book that said that if waitresses touch the customers they get better tips. I remember reading that somewhere. And maybe you were the first person of the night who looked like bathing is a priority. Also, she had this velvet dress that her grandmother gave her that she loved when you were a little girl, and she misses her grandma. Also, she had some hollandaise sauce on her hand and she needed to get it off, maybe spread it around thinly so you wouldn't notice.