9 out of 10 times it's an electric razor

[threemeninaboat]

Um. I know it's just probably contents settling or whatever. But this 35lb box John ordered just arrived from UPS, and it's making shuffling noises. I think it's moving.

Comments

[hotcoffeems.livejournal.com]

It's either a Sybian, or a brace of mongooses. That's my prediction, anyhoo.

[altamira16.livejournal.com]

One time a friend sent someone a vibrating Mr Potato Head and forgot to take out the batteries. The recipient received a call from the post office about a suspicious package addressed to him.

[loree.livejournal.com]

So what was it? Box fulla bees?

[lacrimation.livejournal.com]

i fucking love you.