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Thursday, May 21st, 2009 08:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
threemeninaboat50) The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner, 336 pgs
No wonder people don't read classics. I'm glad I have the help of the internets to figure out what the hell was going on.
51) Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw, 112 pgs.
This was fun.
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I sleep in. I went through a short phase where I got up at like 5:30 a.m., and you know, nothing's open that early. And then you need a nap at 3.
Last night, there was no sleeping. I am coughing too much. So at 6 a.m. I'm calling into the office still sick, and calling my Dr. and no one is anywhere.
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"I am really annoyed that no one gave me a pat on the back for being on my very best behavior when![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
plantae was here."
"THAT was your best behavior?"
"Yes. Notice I didn't steal all her clothes and burn them. I didn't drag her to a salon to get her hair and make up done. I didn't curse very much except for that time when we passed the "Blunt Mortuary" and I said, "Blunt Mortuary.. Fuck your mom." because that was hilarious. I even refrained from doing my Joseph Smith impression and paging Moroni over the intercom at the airport! I was so good!"
"...yes... *pat* I suppose you were."
No wonder people don't read classics. I'm glad I have the help of the internets to figure out what the hell was going on.
51) Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw, 112 pgs.
This was fun.
--------
I sleep in. I went through a short phase where I got up at like 5:30 a.m., and you know, nothing's open that early. And then you need a nap at 3.
Last night, there was no sleeping. I am coughing too much. So at 6 a.m. I'm calling into the office still sick, and calling my Dr. and no one is anywhere.
-----
"I am really annoyed that no one gave me a pat on the back for being on my very best behavior when
plantae was here.""THAT was your best behavior?"
"Yes. Notice I didn't steal all her clothes and burn them. I didn't drag her to a salon to get her hair and make up done. I didn't curse very much except for that time when we passed the "Blunt Mortuary" and I said, "Blunt Mortuary.. Fuck your mom." because that was hilarious. I even refrained from doing my Joseph Smith impression and paging Moroni over the intercom at the airport! I was so good!"
"...yes... *pat* I suppose you were."
