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threemeninaboat) wrote2008-12-12 10:20 pm
threemeninaboat) wrote2008-12-12 10:20 pm
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I got myself a pair of Footed Sock Monkey Jammies from Target.
I am horribly disturbed that my sock monkey jammies does not have a tail.
(is it "do not have a tail" or "does not have a tail?")
I called my mother to make me one. "This is an adult size you are wearing? Or have you jammed yourself into a child's pair?* I cannot believe they make footie jammies for adults." She wants to know how old I am, and why an I still running around in footie jammies, but then remembers that I've always wanted a tail and she's sort of happy that I don't come around begging her to sew tails on all my clothes. I told her I already have a tail that ties on like a belt, two in fact.
I wonder if my mother knows what Furries are and I hope I never have to explain that I'm not a furry, not that she would care or be surprised either way.
I just think a sock monkey jammie set needs a tail.
*She remembers the time I got stuck in a black, "HAVE A NICE DAY" shopping bag. And the time I got stuck in my Russian flight suit. "I don't have time to explain what I am stuck in, I just need you to tell me how to get the zipper undone."
I am horribly disturbed that my sock monkey jammies does not have a tail.
(is it "do not have a tail" or "does not have a tail?")
I called my mother to make me one. "This is an adult size you are wearing? Or have you jammed yourself into a child's pair?* I cannot believe they make footie jammies for adults." She wants to know how old I am, and why an I still running around in footie jammies, but then remembers that I've always wanted a tail and she's sort of happy that I don't come around begging her to sew tails on all my clothes. I told her I already have a tail that ties on like a belt, two in fact.
I wonder if my mother knows what Furries are and I hope I never have to explain that I'm not a furry, not that she would care or be surprised either way.
I just think a sock monkey jammie set needs a tail.
*She remembers the time I got stuck in a black, "HAVE A NICE DAY" shopping bag. And the time I got stuck in my Russian flight suit. "I don't have time to explain what I am stuck in, I just need you to tell me how to get the zipper undone."