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WASH YOUR GLASSES WITH WARM WATER AND DISH SOAP. YOUR WHOLE GLASSES, ALL THE PARTS, NOT JUST THE LENSES, YOU FILTHY HUMAN.
EVERY DAY!!!
EVERY
DAY
Nose pads should not be green (or broken, or missing). *vomit* If they are starting to turn green, get them changed at the optical. IT'S FREE.
WHEN they are really green and you are taking them to the optical: YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BRING LINDT CHOCOLATES WE ARE NOT PAID ENOUGH TO TOUCH YOUR FACE CHEESE.
EVERY DAY!!!
EVERY
DAY
Nose pads should not be green (or broken, or missing). *vomit* If they are starting to turn green, get them changed at the optical. IT'S FREE.
WHEN they are really green and you are taking them to the optical: YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BRING LINDT CHOCOLATES WE ARE NOT PAID ENOUGH TO TOUCH YOUR FACE CHEESE.
