Clubbing in Ibiza

We just did the math on what it costs to go clubbing for one night in Ibiza:

Ferry (with car) 250 Euros or Flight (no car) ~60 Euros each way, per person, but then budget in Taxi at 30 Euros each trip.
Hotel: starts at 100 Euros.
Clubs: (which might be open): 30 to 50 Euros each club, each person.
1 beer: 10 Euros.

Oh My God.
We'd still have to eat island priced food, and I'd buy some lewd socks.

100 E = 133 USD

or

We could have another day in Barcelona for ~$100.

or
We could go to the Arab Baths of Granada
http://www.aljibesanmiguel.es/
(sounds more honeymooney than me throwing up beer.)