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We are all about whimsy in my household.
Last weekend we bought a Michael Graves Spinning Tea Kettle at Target.
We love it.

However, I can assure you that my new tea kettle is NOT stainless steel as advertised since a mere one week into making tea, my tea kettle is covered in rust.

Nothing makes a sad panda like a sinus infection and no hot tea.

We returned it to Target and got a normal kettle.

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I forgot my brother's best line of the day, "So you've got disco balls and projectors and lights... Where's the smoke machine? I can hook you up with Metallica's smoke machine, it's the size of a semi truck."
"I don't think we need a smoke machine."
"Are you over budget?"
"No."
"Then you need a smoke machine."