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It bears mentioning that Howl is still alive. Vulgar, but alive.
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The other night in the club a man stood next to me and asked, "So where is your boyfriend?"
"At home, nursing 3 broken ribs and a separated collarbone."
"Oooowww..."
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Today I found some crackers and dip. I love crackers and dip! I eat it, and it is Fish and Walnut dip on soggy cracker! I am allergic to walnuts and dislike fish more than durian. It was so horrible.
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I was attacked by a male pug wearing a diaper.