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Leonard Cohen canceled. Rescheduled for Thursday.


UM: "What do you want in your bourbon?"
me: "Bourbon.... and....er....bourbon.... UP! I've never had it another way."
"No! This isn't good stuff!"
"Oh..um... mulled wine... I'll make some mulled wine."


So we are making rhubarb muffins.
"Mom, where does your recipe for rhubarb muffins come from?"
"Your great grandmother."
"Oh... What's in them that makes them so good?"
"Sugar."
"Sugar, yes sugar."
"And lard."
"Oh... um... lard..Hmmm.... I'll come up with something."