I could not keep my mouth shut today

"They are wheeling Cheney in in a wheelchair."
"IS THAT BECAUSE HE PULLED HIS BRAIN THINKING ABOUT A NEGRO IN OFFICE?!"

"They are escorting Bush out of the White House."
"AND INTO THE DUMPSTER? LEAVE THE BASTARD ON THE CURB!"

...tries to sing star spangled banner with NPR, forgets words, defaults to chanting, "OOOBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMA. ooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBAAAAAAAAAAHHMAAAAAAAAAAAA."


I WANT THAT HAT!