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I go into people's offices all day to water their plants. This is what I do for money. It pays the bills.
I look at things on the walls, pictures and comics mostly.

There's the lady with the Pug Dog/Harley Davidson/Brad Pitt shrine of a cube.
The Tim McGraw shrine of a cube.
The pirate themed cube (themes and shrines are different).
The pig office.
The lady who calls her plant "she" because she hates men and rants about hating men (this I thought was totally sad until I met her boss one day he said to me, "And aren't you the cutest little plant girl I have ever seen! You do such a good job!" ...oh yeah, I can see hating this guy).

But there's a guy with pictures of him and his family framed on his shelf. In every single picture he looks terribly unhappy to be there. Caribbean Cruise- unhappy face. Baseball game with wife- unhappy face. Out with son in woods kneeing over killed deer- unhappy face. You could cut and paste him into other photos: Man visiting Auschwitz. Man diagnosed with brain cancer. Man eats yucky chinese candy. Same face.
Cheer up emo moustache man.

I remember bring up this topic at another time in my life with a doctor I was working for. "That's the alcoholic expression." She said.
Oh.....

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Today I told a lady, "Oh my god! The good hair day fairy visited you! Your hair looks fantastic! I saw you walking around and thought, 'She has the best hair ever!'"

She said, "Thank you for telling me that because I feel fat and ugly today."