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Saturday, June 14th, 2008
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Saturday, June 14th, 2008 01:31 amToday the money escaped.
It ran off at the butcher's where I got 30lbs of buffalo ribs.
I had some issues in my closet and attempted to resolve some internal struggles with e-bay therapy (armani, D&G, BCBG, a Prada bikini....).
Then a trip to Parisi. I ate good food.
It ran off at the butcher's where I got 30lbs of buffalo ribs.
I had some issues in my closet and attempted to resolve some internal struggles with e-bay therapy (armani, D&G, BCBG, a Prada bikini....).
Then a trip to Parisi. I ate good food.
DAMES:
Why do we think we are fat and ugly?
I think that also includes not good enough, not smart, cool, fun, etc.
Last night Nici and I went out. She thinks she's ugly. She was a bit shocked to learn that if she had any gay leanings at all I would have crawled under the table with her.
I can only think of one woman I saw this week that I would label "ugly" she had a Denver Broncos jersey on, was riding the handicapped cart at the grocery store, smelled like smoke, and was yelling about why doesn't King Soopers carry her brand of cat food. I would not touch her with a ten-foot-pole.
As for the rest of you ladies, I think you're hot. I've got a station wagon AND a Visa card. We can use the back seat or the fancy hotel over there, whichever you'd like. (providing you aren't a smoker. I don't sleep with smokers, just a matter of preference (unless you're Brad Pitt, but I hear he's not doing that so much lately). But I know lots of people who would.)
So ladies, you ARE hot and fun and smart and I really like you.
MEN:
Gentlemen, sorry, unless you are the Brad Pitt on the other side of the Brad and Angie sammich, I'm taken. Please go around and tell more ladies you think think they are hot. Wait... not "I like your breasts" but "That's a really neat top/dress/skirt." "I think you are pretty" works fine. Every time you leave the house, tell 10 ladies (maybe not at your work). And walk away. We need all the help we can get and she'll feel sparkley all day. Didn't cost you a dime.
Why do we think we are fat and ugly?
I think that also includes not good enough, not smart, cool, fun, etc.
Last night Nici and I went out. She thinks she's ugly. She was a bit shocked to learn that if she had any gay leanings at all I would have crawled under the table with her.
I can only think of one woman I saw this week that I would label "ugly" she had a Denver Broncos jersey on, was riding the handicapped cart at the grocery store, smelled like smoke, and was yelling about why doesn't King Soopers carry her brand of cat food. I would not touch her with a ten-foot-pole.
As for the rest of you ladies, I think you're hot. I've got a station wagon AND a Visa card. We can use the back seat or the fancy hotel over there, whichever you'd like. (providing you aren't a smoker. I don't sleep with smokers, just a matter of preference (unless you're Brad Pitt, but I hear he's not doing that so much lately). But I know lots of people who would.)
So ladies, you ARE hot and fun and smart and I really like you.
MEN:
Gentlemen, sorry, unless you are the Brad Pitt on the other side of the Brad and Angie sammich, I'm taken. Please go around and tell more ladies you think think they are hot. Wait... not "I like your breasts" but "That's a really neat top/dress/skirt." "I think you are pretty" works fine. Every time you leave the house, tell 10 ladies (maybe not at your work). And walk away. We need all the help we can get and she'll feel sparkley all day. Didn't cost you a dime.