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All I really wanted on my trip to Orlando was to hit up the LakeRidge winery and eat a Cuban sammich. Maggie and Mikey getting married was the top of the list of things to do, but was truly a vehicle for my oral desires.
I brought back 4 bottles of Southern Red, 1 bubbly wine, and 2 sherries. No port in sight.
Word has it even 7-11 made a decent Cuban sammich but I was so full of wedding and family eating that I never got a sammich. So John is taking me to Cuba Cuba tonight after the DAVE EGGERS reading for a sammich. I have to come all the way back here for a sammich.
John has now been to Hooters.
Anyway, I was expecting some great drama at the wedding (Jewish meets Irish Catholic, (hoopa (sp?) as the ceremony, potatoes at the reception) but everyone behaved themselves and we totally kept the bad-mouthing about that one lady to ourselves. I made good speech:
"When I met Maggie she was totally into Morrissey this and Morrissey that. Then Mikey came around and it changed into Mikey this and Mikey that. Mikey, I like you a lot better than Morrissey."
One person got the joke, and she laughed enough for the whole room. The mother of the bride was soon asking around, "Who's the Morrissey guy, I don't remember him?" It was so funny I almost died.
I brought back 4 bottles of Southern Red, 1 bubbly wine, and 2 sherries. No port in sight.
Word has it even 7-11 made a decent Cuban sammich but I was so full of wedding and family eating that I never got a sammich. So John is taking me to Cuba Cuba tonight after the DAVE EGGERS reading for a sammich. I have to come all the way back here for a sammich.
John has now been to Hooters.
Anyway, I was expecting some great drama at the wedding (Jewish meets Irish Catholic, (hoopa (sp?) as the ceremony, potatoes at the reception) but everyone behaved themselves and we totally kept the bad-mouthing about that one lady to ourselves. I made good speech:
"When I met Maggie she was totally into Morrissey this and Morrissey that. Then Mikey came around and it changed into Mikey this and Mikey that. Mikey, I like you a lot better than Morrissey."
One person got the joke, and she laughed enough for the whole room. The mother of the bride was soon asking around, "Who's the Morrissey guy, I don't remember him?" It was so funny I almost died.
