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Bachelor Party
Sunday, August 5th, 2007 05:48 pmChad is getting married next month. I am performing the wedding.
Since Chad and I have been very close for ten years, I was the only lady at the bachelor party. As "one of the guys" not "entertainment." "You proved yourself to be more of a man than any of us when you threw quarters down that Greek waitresses cleavage. You're coming to the cabin."
Chad's family owns a cabin 15 miles west of Walden, Colorado. A cabin meaning no toilet, and the running water and power comes from a water wheel in the river. Made out of logs.
Animals encountered: 5 pronghorn, 4 deer (1 set of twin fawns, all spotty), 1 mountain lion (on the cabin porch), 2 golden eagles, 1 dog. Lots of cows, horses and buffalo.
I was told to bring my own food since I don't eat hot dogs. All of "my" food was devoured before anything else. I guess fruit, brie, hummus, pitas, guac, and mead, while not classified as "man food," was tastier than hot dogs. They drank a weeks worth of my coca tea.
Friday night Chad, Bill and Drew "taught" me Poker. It is best to play "I don't know how to play poker! I'm a girl!" then wipe the floor with them. After some booze, poker gets boring, I thought we should play it a different way. Instead of betting chips or money we don't have, bet crap from your house. I "won": A case of MGD, 2 sets of legos, sliding closet doors, a broken lawn mower, a romance novel, a XXXL Punisher t-shirt, a bunch of junk I don't need.
We drank a lot.
The morning brought hiking, big gun shooting and playing in the river.
More drinking, looking for a hooker in Walden (but not willing to go to the bowling alley), comic book reading, and a very short discussion about women.
Good times.
Since Chad and I have been very close for ten years, I was the only lady at the bachelor party. As "one of the guys" not "entertainment." "You proved yourself to be more of a man than any of us when you threw quarters down that Greek waitresses cleavage. You're coming to the cabin."
Chad's family owns a cabin 15 miles west of Walden, Colorado. A cabin meaning no toilet, and the running water and power comes from a water wheel in the river. Made out of logs.
Animals encountered: 5 pronghorn, 4 deer (1 set of twin fawns, all spotty), 1 mountain lion (on the cabin porch), 2 golden eagles, 1 dog. Lots of cows, horses and buffalo.
I was told to bring my own food since I don't eat hot dogs. All of "my" food was devoured before anything else. I guess fruit, brie, hummus, pitas, guac, and mead, while not classified as "man food," was tastier than hot dogs. They drank a weeks worth of my coca tea.
Friday night Chad, Bill and Drew "taught" me Poker. It is best to play "I don't know how to play poker! I'm a girl!" then wipe the floor with them. After some booze, poker gets boring, I thought we should play it a different way. Instead of betting chips or money we don't have, bet crap from your house. I "won": A case of MGD, 2 sets of legos, sliding closet doors, a broken lawn mower, a romance novel, a XXXL Punisher t-shirt, a bunch of junk I don't need.
We drank a lot.
The morning brought hiking, big gun shooting and playing in the river.
More drinking, looking for a hooker in Walden (but not willing to go to the bowling alley), comic book reading, and a very short discussion about women.
Good times.
