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46) HP and the Half-Blood Prince by JK Rowling, 652 pgs
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cried into half a tissue box. Alright, I'm all caught up now.

47) The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler, The V-Day Edition, 185 pgs
I don't know.My box and I have never had a really great relationship.
"If it could wear clothes, what would your vagina wear?"
What? You mean like a merkin?
"If your vagina could talk, what would it say?"
Dude. It's not like the vagina is a seperate entity. It can't talk.
Probably something like, "Gone fishing. Back when you stop taking the Saltpeter."
Women have relationships with their vaginas? WTF?
"Describe your vagina."
The ONLY good description of what a vagina looks like came from Dan Savage and it went something like, "The vagina looks like a canned ham that has been dropped from a great hight and split open everywhere.

The job is making me all buff. I'll soon be competing with skazat for Denver LJ Beefcake.