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Friday, February 16th, 2007 11:45 am*snork*
*sniffle*
*hack*
"What's going on?"
"We're sick, a little bit."
"How did that happen?"
"We played with children on Sundays."
"Children! The carriers of doom!"
"I feel better today."
"Hopefully, I'll feel better tomorrow."
Yesterday, I had lunch with a friend of mine. He wanted to bitch about women.
Him: "All women are evil, alcoholics or fat."
Me: "Fat?"
"Women should look like you."
"You shallow bastard. Women don't look like me. My recreational activities for years has been hiking, biking and puking. You want someone unhealthy."
"I am a bit of a caretaker. My mom was skinny, I can't help what I'm attracted to."
"You decided 2 months ago that you were no longer interested in women beating you! Of course you can change! You keep getting horrible women because you are horrible. Maybe if you'd get to know someone instead of just dismissing them, you might actually find someone really cool. You need to organize your shit or you'll never be happy."
*sniffle*
*hack*
"What's going on?"
"We're sick, a little bit."
"How did that happen?"
"We played with children on Sundays."
"Children! The carriers of doom!"
"I feel better today."
"Hopefully, I'll feel better tomorrow."
Yesterday, I had lunch with a friend of mine. He wanted to bitch about women.
Him: "All women are evil, alcoholics or fat."
Me: "Fat?"
"Women should look like you."
"You shallow bastard. Women don't look like me. My recreational activities for years has been hiking, biking and puking. You want someone unhealthy."
"I am a bit of a caretaker. My mom was skinny, I can't help what I'm attracted to."
"You decided 2 months ago that you were no longer interested in women beating you! Of course you can change! You keep getting horrible women because you are horrible. Maybe if you'd get to know someone instead of just dismissing them, you might actually find someone really cool. You need to organize your shit or you'll never be happy."