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I've been eating almost as well as I did in Italy.

I have grown 1/2 inch in 2 months and now none of my shoes fit. Feet hurt cos won't buy shoes until feet stop growing. Bras and sweaters now too small as well.

I read the most icky book of my life. Will try and remember title.

Work

I shit you not:

Some Laptops have A: drives and CD ROM drives that you can change out.
My boss runs over to me holding his A: drive yelling, "There's a CD stuck in here!"
"If you tried to stick a CD in there it WOULD get stuck. But it probably wouldn't fit."
"Huh?"
"CD's don't go in there. The little computer disks do."


Later:

"Nikki! Can you help me please!?"
"Sure."
"I know it's the 80th time but please explain again how I get on the internet at home."
"Your phone cord goes in this hole. Then you double click this blue "A" for AOL."
"How do I get my mail?"
"Click the mail button."