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My car is falling apart at the seams. 2 of my windows are stuck down. I called the car place, they want $300 per window. I called my dad the mechanic, "That's a $20 part, I'll order it and you can borrow my car for a few days."

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T: "If you don't put out more I'm gonna start spending more time in Yahoos bored housewives chatrooms!"
"It's been 20 hours, shut up and do some dishes!"



You are Scary Monkey! You are an angry and
addictive monkey who has taken over the
airwaves at Invader Zim's secret hideout, at
least when GIR has the remote. We're not sure
what you do exactly, besides stare in a scary
way. And sometime growl. You are
mysteeeeeerious. Is that some kind of
attraction for goth girls and brainless robots?


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