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Hey hopey, I just remembered. That itchy thing: You'll never get it again if you eat yogurt.

Anger
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Todd.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Searing, ouchy truth. Reduces people to tears every time. Or a baseball bat.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I've clocked Todd a few times.
4. How about of the same sex?
I don't see why not....
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
I can't remember.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Stupid drivers.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I've kept 2. I was molested a bunch when I was little, those people now live miserable lives. The second one I'm working on letting go.

Sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Floss.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
I average between 11 and 12 hours of sleep on Friday nights.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
I spoke to Brian 2 days ago.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"Can't, computers busted."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
No.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout?
This morning, sex burn lots o calories.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Today, none. Normally 3 times.

Gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
fruity martinis.
2. Vegetarians: Vegan or no?
Fucking hippies.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
I'm not proud of this. 1 guinness and a HALF PINT of wiskey in 20 minutes. I probably should have passed out but nooooo, I deserved to clutch the toilet for hours after that and wait until the world stopped spinning enough to see the doorknob so I could go to my room.
Or my trip to England, pub opens at 11, closes at 11, sit there ALL DAY and drink.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
HA HAHAHAHA.....
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
No.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Sweet and spicy like thai food.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, 'LUNCH'?
Yes.

Lust
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Not enough, certainly not enough.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
Many, not porn star many, but many.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
You mean there's conversations that don't involve that?
4. Have you 'done it'?
Yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Men: arms and tummy, Women: boobies.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
*sigh* No.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
STD, more than twice, I'm clean. Pregnancy, never had a need.

Avarice
1. How many credit cards do you own?
One, visa United Milage Plus, it rules.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
I rarely feel guilt. Half.com I would suppose.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
That's easy. Buy a house and Thai wife in Cuomo, Italy.
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4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich. I already have paparazzi, i couldn't stand more.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
For a short time, enought to earn enough money to go to school.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Software and music.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
More than I can count, thousands.

Pride
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
.....Decided to live every moment like I'm gonna die tomarrow.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Either that I ended up being a stronger peorson than they are or that I've stopped wearing black every day.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
More than I can think of....
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Well, I usually come first, second and fourth and sixth. So, no.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all
the other competitors?
I don't really enter contests. I don't feel the need.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Every math assingment and test in high school and college. Otherwise I would not have graduated. This is not a matter of "Oh you should just try harder." I took pre algebra 4 times and have had 7 private tutors. I really tired, I love math and would really love to learn it but my brain is dyslexic and refuses to compehend quadratic equations.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I ate breakfast, it's still a struggle.

Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
More smarts.
2. Who would you want to go on 'Trading Spaces' with?
What?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A ringtailed lemur.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
When I was in Jr. high I prayed and prayed to be pretty so kids wouldn't make fun of me anymore. Todd thinks my oddest trait is that I still don't think I'm pretty.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Brains.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
No.

Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....


Seven Heavenly Virtues

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
The Philosophy of Burning Man to some extent. If I explained the rest you'd think I was crazy.
2. What religion were you raised as?
Lutheran. Good intentions I suppose....
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
Human
4. Do you believe in magic?
I believe in focused energy.
5. What was the last promise you broke?
"I will tell you if I fool around with anyone."
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
Yes.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
No.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
I asked for a pair of flamey Vans, that's what I got.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
I know I'll be fine reguardless.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
constantly
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
No.
6. Do you gamble?
Not in the Vegas sense.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
Not that I remember....

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
Hmmmmm.......
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
Adopt a Starving Artist, lots of art stuff.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the
homeless?
Yes.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another
travel-inherent worldwide charity group?
Well, I'd like to in my next life, not this one.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
No.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
Yes.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?
I chose not to answer this.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
Betrayal. Spiders.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
Drove on ice.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
Tank Girl. One of the few women role models.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
Depends.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more
heart?
Brains.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
No.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?
Both.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Served?
No.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
I'm not sure.

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
Only for positivly conviced rapists and child molesters. These people don't need therapy, it won't help them. Kill them. Let the victims beat them to death with a base ball bat.

4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
What?
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?
No.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
Media circus?
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
A few years ago. If I was given proof that it did any good, I would more often.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
Internet access.
2. Do you collect anything?
Tool Bootlegs
3. Are you addicted to anything?
No. I believe addiction is a weakness. I'm not fond of weakness.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Visa.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do:
I regret nothing.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
I obsess over everything. Mostly monkeys, eyeballs, and sex.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
No one whom I know currently.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
Yes. It was a weird hippy thing, but it might have helped some people.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
Sometimes
4. What area are you wisest in?
I think I'm actually pretty wise for my age.
5. Do you drive defensively?
I try not to.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever?
Yes.
7. What did you learn today?
My Evil Mom does not have sex wearing a scuba mask and moose costume.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
Love