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I don't get drunk that often, but sometimes, you gotta do it, just to remember what it's like. Sometimes it goes a little wrong.

Nikki has baseball bat. The Girl passes Nikki:
N: "You and me and this baseball bat can settle this shit right here and now. Or you can leave."
The Girl: "Look I...
"I'll only tell you one more time, I'm drunk and I've got a baseball bat and I will fucking kill you."

She left.

Todd took the bat from me. I found an ax. a big fucking battle ax. Then I got the hickups and went to go hit on girlies, without the ax...