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I hope on the artbus we get to go see
http://www.shag.com/
Yeah!


I tried to clean my house last night. Todd wouldn't leave me alone so now I have to go home early and clean.


Looks and smells like SNOW!

Why must I always get outbid on ebay? Except when it really counted on those Tool tickets.. but then I had to pounce at the last second on my speedy T-1.

A friend of mine works for this home/body/crap catalog thing. And pays people $50 a month to order $50 worth of products so that company will continute to pay for part of his car. After a year of this, I REALLY don't need any more stuff out of this catalog. Idea: they have pina colada and vanilla lip balm with sunscreen. I'm getting like 50 lip balms a month to hand out at Burning Man. Everyone at Burning Man needs more tasty sunscreen lip balm.

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I'm working on my erotic story for the erotic zine I'm submiting to. Thusfar my story utilizes the words, Refridgerator (sp), hoopty (not actually a word), and the phrase, "looked like 2 huge Texas Pink Grapefruits topped with hersheys kisses."

This is not going so well.
"Shaft" is in there too somewhere.

Yes, yes, you can read it when it's done.... and laugh at the horrible writing rather than geting turned-on.
I know laughter is an aphrodisiac, look who I'm dating.