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I have this thing I like to do when I make love..... I like to rub noses, eskimo style like.... and when I'm smooching someone new, I wanna rub noses, but I think it would weird them out, so I don't, then it just doesn't feel complete... I think that's why I'm pretty monogamous.

I don't know how I feel about this girl thing. I think I'm okay. Maybe dreaded conversation needed. I hate conversation.

I dreamed I was bathing Lauras kitty so it wouldn't make me itch so much.

Artbus and Bills party tonight YEAH!!!!


Hey, where's Maggie?

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Attention randomdreams and anyone else which this pertains to:

NO ART BUS TODAY, POSTPONED TO NEXT WEEK.

Still Bills party though, email or call if you want to meet up and make fun of the old guy.

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It's not too often that you're laying around naked examining the hitachi magic wand to see how you can attach a cooling system and you start thinking less about the cooling system and more about some girl and that guy person you keep around, then the phone rings. You curse whatever motherfucker might be calling you when your trying to invent something dammit! and it happens to be the 2 of them.... you know, some girl and that guy.
"Hi.
"Hi, what are you doing?"
"Cleaning the house."
"I'm over at girls' house, we've rented movies and made dinner. Come over."
"Okay."


I've come (he he) to the conclusion that praying with your hands folded together is all wrong. God seems to listen when you've got your fists wrapped around a magic wand.