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The day after I go hiking, it really reminds me that I have a desk job.

"Are you dressed to go hiking or are you a Russian Princess?"
"I am a Russian Princess going hiking."


"WHAT THE FUCK! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SOCKS I BUY FOR YOU? YOU HAVE NO NEED TO WEAR THE SAME SOCKS FOR A WHOLE WEEK! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!
Todd laughted like crazy at me...


"I have sat by and watched you sabatoge your life, your job and tried your hardest to sabotage this relationship. Don't you even think of letting this opportunity pass. You love being a metal sculpter and are simply afraid of succeeding. I'm not gonna let you do it any more."


".....you made her cry....."
"I made her cry? Good. I cried a LOT more than she did."


Oh yeah... I threw a fit in the Cherry Creek mall, the I'm a 3 year old kind:
"Oooo... Lego store!"
"No, we can go after I return this stuff in Foleys."
"I WANNA GO IN THE LEGO STORE NOW AND DON'T YOU TELL ME I CAN'T!!!"
" I PROMISE, we'll go in the Lego store in a minute."

Legos suck now.... To clerk:
"Hey, what's this Bionicles name?"
"I dunno."
"This is your JOB, you WORK here and you don't know the red Bionicles name?"
"Only for another week.... It's hard to figure out, it's a comic book or something..."
"It's a COMPUTER GAME!"

--- that I think, Maggie would observe as fairly typical Nikki behaviour.
Maggie has a puppy... I want a puppy...

Perverts

"So my friend and I heard that the New Years party you are going to is going to have a hot tub."
"Yes."
"Are you going to get in it with a bunch of girls?"
"No."
"BUT WHY!!!???"
"Don't want to."
"If you do, can we get in there with you?"
"Fuck no! Go away!"