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HAPPY BIRTHDAY randomdreams!!!!!

N: "Goodmorning *insert my company's name*"
Caller: "Ummm yes, I'm gonna be about 15 minutes late to the meeting. Is that ok?"
"We're gonna need some Snickers bars."
"What?"
"5 of 'em actually, the King Size ones."
"Ummm okay."
"See you later!"

Later, different caller:
"Good afternoon, *company name*"
"Yes, this is so and so your insurance agent. I'd like to come over and speak with you a little and bring you some new forms."
"Are you bringing cookies!?"
"Uh.. I can..."
"Wonderful!"


Freedom and Tribble are nutty.
We found a great bar within stumbling distance. $7 for 2 drinkable Cosmos, 2 shots and 2 roses.

I dreamed I was making out with Angelina Jolie.. and the alarm went off.

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Here goes my whole day...
http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/039.html

these just get funnier and funnier. NOT worksafe... not even really in my job... I'm being sneaky.