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N: "You have to come home now."
T: "Okay, I'll be home soon."
"Now."
"Why?"
"You have to take out the trash, I think the mouse is in it and I can't go over there."
*laughs very hard* "What if you have to pee? Are you going to run by very fast?"
"No. I don't have to."
"Okay. I'll come home and hug you a lot."
"Arwoooo."
"Arrwwwwwoooooooo."

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Also, Phone call:
T: "Come home."
N: "Have you left the bed yet?"
"Yes!"
"Did you get any farther than just grabbing the phone?"
"No! My tummy hurts, come home and bay at it."
"Put the phone up to your tummy and I'll bay through the phone. AAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!"
"It's not the same....."