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Todd arrived 1/2 hour late and Bright Eyes sold out.
I cried.


Todd got fired.
He cried.

We drank.
Some.


.....So now he has no living situation, no job and half a car.....
I told him to do the dishes before drinking any more.
....and if you're bored, paint the house.


Also... I'm convinced I give awful head. Tips accepted.

Another thing.. gentlemen, I don't care how many times you washed your hands after handling jalapenos, do not stick your fingers in a girlie... IT BURNS... then don't get weepy after I refuse to fuck you...