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Horrible dream:
An ugly balding man didn't like his personality so he stole the minds of Todd and the dogs that live in Andeken and The Other Side Galleries and put them is his head. He hooked them up into this machine and jabbed electrodes into their heads. When he flipped the switch it looked like they were being electructed with red lightning. One of the dogs became a pile of Jello, the other dog was vicious and I had to kick her to stop her from biting me. Todd was gone. The ugly man became very short and wore all black. He was mean and kept trying to bite me. I punched him and cried at him because he stole my Todd. He wanted to be Todd and wear his clothes but he was too small. He didn't understand that what he did was wrong and he could never be like the dogs or like Todd.


Then I dreamed that the entire Broncos football team was fucking me in the ass. OUCH!


I found a book that explained exactly how to paint my house like I want. When next week is everyone free for a painting party?