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Did some kissing and making up with Maggie and taught her how to inconspicously grope breasts. It was a good night.

Conversation from other night:
N: "I'm glad the pill quit having side-effects. There was about 2 months where I spent every day wanting to dump you."
T: "Yeah... you were either mean and evil or SUPER nice to me. There was a few times when I was like, 'okay, she's nuts, time to find a new girlfriend.'"
"Why did you stay?"
"I saw that you were really trying not to go crazy and to keep me happy. And I love you. and I'm probably a bit co-dependent. Why did you stay?"
"Dick."
"You're so romantic."
"I love you."
"I love you too."


Todd didn't come home. I just can't sleep alone anymore.

Most commonly heard things in my house:
"No, you can't wear those panties."
"Don't touch my bike."
"So.... can I stick it in your bum now?"
"I'm gonna throw all your clothes off the balcony."
"There's bacon in the fridge."
"Can we have sex now? What about now? It's later now."
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to knee you in the balls."
"Your bike CANNOT have sex with my bike! My bike is pure!"
"Where's my goggles?"
"I'm gonna trade you in for a model with a stock portfolio."
"I won't shave my head."
"If I take the green pills, you go away." (from Drop Dead Fred)
"Chicou? Oombergooo... mar mar mar..Oo oo Ahh Ah EEE EEEEP!"