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Does anyone know if Todd goes to jail do we still get to make out? I know Colorado doesn't allow us to behave like monkeys but can we at least grope each other a bit? Not that I have to worry, Todd's not going to jail anyway..

Boy do I love his implants...

I need somewhere to live!!! I make waaayyy to much to apply for government housing but not enough to afford a 1 bedroom... fuck. Zane's bailing on me as a roomate. Suggestions?

Got super new Bright Eyes only available on an EP. If you bat your eyelashes I'll let you hear it.

I made Todd dinner and he was hours late. He came in and the candles were lit and I cleaned the kitchen and had a bottle of wine out and I was sleeping.

"I don't know what you did but I'm sorry I'm so late and I promise to make it up to you. I love you and you're wonderful. Can I give you head now?"