Cool, very cool

dear nikki,

I purchased floor tickets for myself and a group of friends to see tool in ft. meyers fl on august 4th. We will be staying in rented cottages on the gulf coast and are planning a strictly tool weekend. I would like to give you a ticket to join us in repayment for your kind recordings of red rocks. If you can get there the ticket is free and we can put you up on the beach as well. Let me know if you can come. We will be going from sat. the 3rd until sun. the 5th.

thanks again,
T

Not going though...


Went a bit looney last night. Todd came in at midnight and I was polishing the silver. Right has he walked in I said,
"Look honey, let me be crazy for just one second then I'll mellow out I promise. These forks and spoons are SILVER, they tarnish. After your done using one, rinse it off and put it in water. I don't know if it was you or Zane but someones leaving the silver in strange food and it's tarnishing all my silver..."
"But I haven't been here in a week..."
"DON'T ARGUE! Just say 'ok' and agree with me and everything will be fine."
"Okay.... I missed you."
"I missed you too."
Todd treaded REALLY lightly around the kitchen after that and asked before he touched anything.. "Can I eat a kiwi?"
"Sure."
Ten minutes I yell out of nowhere, "Who the HELL buys knives that aren't stainless steel! It's just makes no sense!"
Todd falls on the floor laughing and says, "That's why I love you."

Todd: "I'll be ordained as a minister in the Church of the SubGenius soon. I can marry us."
"Well since it's the SubGenius I'd suppose you can marry anything."
"Yeah, I was gonna marry you to all the bridges in Finland."