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I lost 7 lbs in one week. I'm at 111 lbs. I think it's the coughing and the fact that I'm not eating ice cream and chocolate.

I drank some Robitussin DM and had a beer and at 3 a.m. I felt like I was made of Polystyrene (the stuff foam cups are made out of). So I put my hair in pigtails and curled the ends and watched Marilyn Manson videos. I watched the sun come up and bees tried to fly in my mouth when I finally tried to sleep.

Todd came over and I watched him sleep. He sleeps funny when we're not curled up. He lays on his back with one hand on his chest and the other hand on his balls. His legs are folded indian style except when he occationaly sticks one in the air. He doesn't snore.

"Todd! My nose is bleeding! Come lick it!"
"No..."
"Why not? You love my blood."
"Sleeping.."
*I run over and put my nose in his mouth.*
"See, you didn't even have to move."

Yup, love's gross :)


I went to the Dr., he said it's allergies and gave me some Allegra. I'll be fine. I'm not dying.

Nikki: "I got thrown out of Perkins once for bringing in a circular saw blade. They said I was scareing the other customers."
Todd: "I got thrown out of Safeway once because I was wearing a pink fuzzy robe with a bowling ball under my shirt pretending to be pregnant. I kept yelling about how I was waiting for my boyfriend and he's a bastard for knocking me up and my feet are swollen. The made me wait outside in the cold."

I laughted for a half an hour... Todd always seems to one up me. He's even stuck more things in his nose than I have. Like $2 in quarters...

Maggie and I hung out. I missed her so much. We went to the porn shop and bought a strap on for my costume. I tell everyone she's my girlfriend.