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It took 2 hours, 2 kimino condoms, 1 gallon drum of lube, 45 minutes of head, 1 ball shaped sex toy, 1 1920's porn video and a bicycle horn to give me the best orgasm of my life. It still went on after that. At one point I stopped mid-stride and just fell over out of exaustion.
We laughted a lot too.
I need a week off.

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WOW! This is the coolest thing I've seen in a LONG time! http://www.katena.com/html/product_detail.cfm
I'm gonna try and get one.


Nikki to Todd: "My frined Lucas was telling me about how when he's on heroin nothing else matters but the heroin. Not your job, your family, food... That's the way I feel about you."
Go ahead and puke.