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threemeninaboat) wrote2015-06-02 08:46 pm
threemeninaboat) wrote2015-06-02 08:46 pm
Field Day
Me: "What happens at Field Day these days?"
Kid: "I dunno."
"Sack races?"
"No."
"Jump rope races?"
"No."
"High jump?"
"No."
"Long jump."
"No."
"A banana eating contest?"
"We aren't allowed to say banana."
"WHAT? Do you run to see who runs the fastest?"
"Yes."
"Is there Kool Aid?"
"No."
"Do you get ribbons?"
"No."
"I give up."
So. What does go on at Field Day these days?
Kid: "I dunno."
"Sack races?"
"No."
"Jump rope races?"
"No."
"High jump?"
"No."
"Long jump."
"No."
"A banana eating contest?"
"We aren't allowed to say banana."
"WHAT? Do you run to see who runs the fastest?"
"Yes."
"Is there Kool Aid?"
"No."
"Do you get ribbons?"
"No."
"I give up."
So. What does go on at Field Day these days?