My rice brings all the girls to the yard
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 07:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
threemeninaboatDear Hot Asian Ladies,
I hear that rice is rationed these days. I have 75lbs of rice in my freezer (no, I am not a Mormon, just someone with a big freezer, it came with the house). Jasmine rice, brown rice, forbidden rice, rice from tibet, black rice. I think there might even be a box of Uncle Ben's somewhere if you really want it.
Just so you know. I am here for you.
Love,
Me
I hear that rice is rationed these days. I have 75lbs of rice in my freezer (no, I am not a Mormon, just someone with a big freezer, it came with the house). Jasmine rice, brown rice, forbidden rice, rice from tibet, black rice. I think there might even be a box of Uncle Ben's somewhere if you really want it.
Just so you know. I am here for you.
Love,
Me
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Date: 2008-04-30 12:31 am (UTC)RICE PIMP!
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Date: 2008-04-30 03:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-30 04:11 am (UTC)Most rice is fairly shelf-stable over the short term (1-2 years) at normal room temperature.
Not like I stockpile food or anything. But apparently I have a reason. :)
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:12 am (UTC)And flour moths n stuff. We don't have your l33t big-plastic-bucket skillz.
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:26 am (UTC)When Moroni comes back all the cool homies are gonna be hanging at my crib! I get to keep
WIN!!!!11111
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Date: 2008-05-02 10:56 pm (UTC)