Booty

[threemeninaboat]

I was out gardening this morning and the neighbor young kids (4ish yo) come out and ask me things in a very curious and sincere manner.

Kid: "Why are you moving so fast?"
Me: "I've got a lot of stuff to do today."
"Oh. It makes your booty look fast."
"My booty is fast? Thanks, I think."
"Is that your house?"
"Yup."
"Did your mom and dad buy you that house?"
"No, I have a job and I bought my house with my own money."
"With your fast booty?"
"That probably had something to do with it. It usually does."

Comments

[sistersolace.livejournal.com]

I just cracked up so hard, which is exactly what I needed! So, thanks to both you and your hilarious young neighbor.

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

He's definitely going to be an ass man when he grows up.

[twoeleven.livejournal.com]

:)

The world clearly needs fast booty video. ;)

[william-miller.livejournal.com]

I also have a fast booty. at my last house, I walked into my kitchen in spandex &my roommate told my butt to slow down.